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Guild Wars 2 is a bad game

Because it compels me to play it even when I should do more productive things.

Maybe there are other reasons. I’ll keep playing and look for them.

Deus Ex: Human Revolution reflections

My housemate’s friend wandered over to watch as I was playing DXHR tonight. She was amazed by the character animation when Adam talks to David Sarif and how you could choose what tone to take with your boss. She’s not a gamer, and the quality of current generation graphics floored her.

“It’s like a movie where you can decide the ending.”

You can, and even all the little bits in between. Dig through the garbage. Clock a bystander in the jaw for no reason. Seeing the game through another person’s eyes is wonderful.

More of a metaphor than anything else

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Dark Souls

Dark Souls is coming to the PC next month. I’m… excited isn’t the right word. Tense? Fearful? Giddy? I adore the game, but something about it doesn’t feel right on consoles. I’ve migrated to the PC for gaming this past year and would prefer it in my native tongue.

dark-souls

Why do I love Dark Souls? It feels like the single player MMO I’ve always wanted. It has the precise mechanics of Demons Souls, but in an open world which I greatly prefer. It has a ton of interesting lore that you have to work to find. Its vistas are unparalled, its rotten core unmatched. Sometimes it feels like a roguelike in terms of weapons and armor.

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EYE on Exodus

Picked up a few more games on Steam’s insidious Summer Sale:

I didn’t buy them to increase my colon stockpile. I was just in the mood for some non-linear shooting and a little space combat. I got none of those.

It might be for lack of trying. I really can’t be bothered when ten minutes into a game I’m not even whiffing any fun. Fans of the above titles, make your pitches quickly, before I go all uninstall-y!

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Zeemote

One of the party favors I picked up from last night’s AT&T hackathon was a Zeemote. It’s a Bluetooth gaming controller for Android devices. Yeah, it solves that problem.

Zeemote

The fact that you can’t feel an analog joystick or tactile buttons on a touchscreen device isn’t one of those constraints you should fight against. Yes, it means you can’t port Halo or Street Fighter to the iPhone (not that people haven’t tried). But we already have those games. When the Xbox 720 and PS4 come out, we’ll have even more.

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The Rolling Dead

This is an idea for a zombie game using smartphones and Sphero devices that I came up with at an AT&T mobile app hackathon. I’m kind of ashamed. I hate zombie games! But the Sphero device looks really cool, and watching Yahtzee’s review of The Walking Dead inspired me.

Summary

Humans and zombies have Sphero devices. Humans hide in a cubicle farm. Zombies are blindfolded and hold a Sphero device to their face. The Sphero color shows bright red when it’s pointing at a human’s Sphero. But the zombie’s Sphero goes dim if they move quickly. Humans’ Spheroes vibrate when a zombie is near. Given a time limit, can the zombies find the humans?

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EA as underdog

EA’s senior VP of global ecommerce David DeMartin, in an interview with MVC UK:

I didn’t expect to be able to out-feature Steam within the first 12 months. But I’m quite optimistic we will differentiate ourselves as a service. We’ve built the foundation and now we are starting to add value to the service off of that foundation.

Origin already has Steam beat on a few features: its UI looks way better and it lets you save installers and games anywhere you want. I’m happy to have competition in digital PC game delivery.

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  2. Bandits. Simple as that.
  3. My Sixteen Games
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  2. Me Suffer Now
  3. Peace Among Worlds
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  7. That Next Next Next
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  17. Target blank
  18. Clan Centurio knows how to treat its hard working members
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  20. We shall l'cie
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  28. A trapped wolf will cut off its own leg
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  50. The fastest way
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  1. Take a girl for a ride
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  3. Guild Wars 2 is a bad game
  4. Reformat syndrome
  5. At the Nexus of madness
  6. It is now safe to use approved electronic devices
  7. iPhone tremors
  8. A challenger appearz
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  10. 7.85 inch... oh no
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  18. EYE on Exodus
  19. Zeemote
  20. The Rolling Dead
  21. Sparrow flies away
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  33. EA as underdog
  34. Yes, I would like to gno mor
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  40. Setting up Mac for PHP and Ruby websites
  41. Is there any life in the Vita?
  42. Do. Or do not. There is a 30-day trial.
  1. Moving to Mac
  2. You know what's wrong with Skyrim these days?
  3. I didn't ask for these boss battles
  4. This holy place has been desecrated
  5. Jordan's Mod Guide: FreeSpace + FreeSpace 2
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  1. Flower review imagined as a conversation between Morpheus and Neo in The Matrix
  2. The inhabitants of the Gayzor mountains
  1. A better life, underground
  2. Monster Captain Fn'Gaaah
  3. For starters, I'm going to do something about those robots!