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Jordan Roher

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  • Archstone

    While playing Hearthstone last night I wondered what Archer's ISIS crew would make of this game.

  • Horror-ible

    Games like Amnesia and Outlast don’t really scare me.

  • Old Ben on the mountain

    I think gaming has found its Andy Rooney.

  • Clan Centurio knows how to treat its hard working members

    You play as Vaan, a street urchin in Dalmasca's capital city of Rabanastre, whose goal in life is to reduce the number of syllables in his hometown.

  • Steam Machines

    Assuming you have a powerful Windows gaming PC, what’s the point of building or buying a Steam PC?

  • We Shall L'cie

    My favorite part of Final Fantasy XIII is near the beginning, when the entire group is gathered in the Pulse fal’cie Vestige. It’s a symphony of stupidity.

  • Next Gen Resmolutions

    Yes, it's time for another article complaining about Final Fantasy XIII. You want a different topic, tell me.

  • New Year's in Ivalice

    Fourteen years ago I spent New Year’s Eve 1999 playing Asheron’s Call. I wanted to see if I would stay online through the Y2K apocalypse. Turns out Dereth was immune to that particular disaster.

  • The Commander is Ashore

    I feel like I've waited my entire life to play Mass Effect. It's not just a great RPG fused with a complex shooter, it's a big kiss to all the sci-fi fans out there.

  • Fantasies Twelve and Thirteen

    Imagine getting a checkpoint in Halo just after a plasma grenade attaches to you. Boom! ... forever.

  • Into the Nexus

    Ratchet is so much bouncier than Mario. It seems like he runs with his whole body rather than being a steadicam on legs.

  • Collector's Cretins

    Why aren't collector's editions of games sold without the game?

  • The Good Olde Days

    Want to stop complaining about modern video games? Fire up an emulator and play some second-string Super Nintendo titles.

  • OpenEmu

    Sorry, did I say having a Mac mini server was boring? I was wrong.

  • Driving Blind

    I'm getting tired of heads-up displays in video games. I think the industry could be doing a better job to train players to get rid of them.

  • Hyrule Warriors

    Thoughts while watching the trailer for Hyrule Warriors.

  • Rosalina

    Rosalina might be my favorite character from the Mario platforming games. Rosalina might be the only character in the Mario platforming games.

  • Elite: Dangerous

    Frontier, the ultimate space simulator. I still remember the lucrative trade route of robots to/from Sol System and Ross 154.

  • Free Play

    Forza isn’t a game through which you progress. It’s just a giant pool of race events from which you pick, in any order, at your leisure.

  • Fallout Free

    As a long-time PC gamer I’m supposed to have this incredible emotional connection with the first two Fallout games. And while I do remember playing both, I don’t remember getting to the ending of either.