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Jordan Roher

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  • Bravely Diffident

    Bravely Default is the most anime game I've ever played. It’s the animest.

  • The Best Jurassic Park Sequel

    Jurassic Park failed because Dennis Nedry was underpaid.

  • Hi, I'm HERO

    Even though my friend Yukiko was kidnapped and held inside the evil TV dimension where she's taunted by her psychic opposite, I'm not going to tell her parents where she is.

  • Blackout

    I'm not sure when I stopped caring about previews of video games.

  • Landing gear deployed

    Elite: Dangerous is as close as you'll ever get to being Han Solo.

  • So Wildstar

    I was hooked on Wildstar for exactly a month. It was beautiful, fun, bouncy, and had deep house customization.

  • It's that very special time of year, Greendale

    Is this how Christians feel watching Ned Flanders on The Simpsons?

  • iPhones and lizard brains

    A friend in Tallahassee broke his iPhone and wanted me to talk him out of buying a Samsung Galaxy S5 Active.

  • From the context it is clear what you mean

    This is the Donbot, head of the Robot Mafia, whose unappreciated catchphrase I use to excuse typos in text messages.

  • Do you still want to meet?

    Sometimes I want to play hardball when dating.