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On Criticism
Art may be judged by how well it achieves what it sets out to do.
The Best Jurassic Park Sequel
Jurassic Park failed because Dennis Nedry was underpaid.
The Amazing Spider-dope
I was amazed that I liked the first Amazing Spider-man.
The Desolation of Smaug
This refers to the lands burned by the dragon when he took the dwarven kingdom of Erebor, specifically the city of Dale
Thor: The Dark World
I'm not wild about Thor as a superhero-punching-things movie. There's not a good baseline of his power.
Apocalypse cancelled
Very little in Pacific Rim makes sense.
Brave
Girl doesn't want to get married, runs away, magic curse, makes peace with mom, happy ending.
AMAZING MAN OR MENACE?
I don't want lighters, I want SPOTLIGHTS! I'm the one protecting this city from that red menace, where's my RED CARPET?
I have to touch it!
Prometheus in a nutshell.
Weyland Science Mission Procedures and Precautions
You don't want the monster that just ate your away team to get winded on its way back to eat you and your crew!