• Next Gen Resmolutions

    Yes, it's time for another article complaining about Final Fantasy XIII. You want a different topic, tell me.

  • New Year's in Ivalice

    Fourteen years ago I spent New Year’s Eve 1999 playing Asheron’s Call. I wanted to see if I would stay online through the Y2K apocalypse. Turns out Dereth was immune to that particular disaster.

  • The Commander is Ashore

    I feel like I've waited my entire life to play Mass Effect. It's not just a great RPG fused with a complex shooter, it's a big kiss to all the sci-fi fans out there.

  • Fantasies Twelve and Thirteen

    Imagine getting a checkpoint in Halo just after a plasma grenade attaches to you. Boom! ... forever.

  • Into the Nexus

    Ratchet is so much bouncier than Mario. It seems like he runs with his whole body rather than being a steadicam on legs.

  • Backup

    Backup. Then backup again. Then offsite backup. Then rotate offsite backup.

  • Collector's Cretins

    Why aren't collector's editions of games sold without the game?

  • The Good Olde Days

    Want to stop complaining about modern video games? Fire up an emulator and play some second-string Super Nintendo titles.

  • OpenEmu

    Sorry, did I say having a Mac mini server was boring? I was wrong.

  • Mulling Mac mini

    I'm trying to remember why I need this Mac mini.