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Jordan Roher

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  • Clan Centurio knows how to treat its hard working members

    You play as Vaan, a street urchin in Dalmasca's capital city of Rabanastre, whose goal in life is to reduce the number of syllables in his hometown.

  • Steam Machines

    Assuming you have a powerful Windows gaming PC, what’s the point of building or buying a Steam PC?

  • We Shall L'cie

    My favorite part of Final Fantasy XIII is near the beginning, when the entire group is gathered in the Pulse fal’cie Vestige. It’s a symphony of stupidity.

  • Cooling a Playstation 3

    Electrical tape is duct tape for nerds.

  • Next Gen Resmolutions

    Yes, it's time for another article complaining about Final Fantasy XIII. You want a different topic, tell me.

  • New Year's in Ivalice

    Fourteen years ago I spent New Year’s Eve 1999 playing Asheron’s Call. I wanted to see if I would stay online through the Y2K apocalypse. Turns out Dereth was immune to that particular disaster.

  • The Commander is Ashore

    I feel like I've waited my entire life to play Mass Effect. It's not just a great RPG fused with a complex shooter, it's a big kiss to all the sci-fi fans out there.

  • Fantasies Twelve and Thirteen

    Imagine getting a checkpoint in Halo just after a plasma grenade attaches to you. Boom! ... forever.

  • Into the Nexus

    Ratchet is so much bouncier than Mario. It seems like he runs with his whole body rather than being a steadicam on legs.

  • Backup

    Backup. Then backup again. Then offsite backup. Then rotate offsite backup.