Video games, Archer quotes, and game design? I could make these up all day. Don’t miss part one.

• PHRASING BOOM: Enemy hero takes damage after emoting
• BARRY DOES IT HURT: Redirect all damage to adjacent minion
• OKAY TRY GUEST: Defeat your opponent while at full health and receive their Battle.net password
• AIRBOOOAT: Minion attacks enemy hero twice then dies
• TIGER TRANQS, BITCHES: Minions deal double damage while all jungle animals are frozen
• FISHERMAN’S WIFE: On death, summon a 3/2 octopus
• HOMEBOY MCJEWERSON: Kill two targets damaged by your minions
• NOOOPE: Minion refuses to attack enemies who will kill it
• CLASSIC LUKE THE SPOOK: Pretend to send a minion to your opponent’s side as a double agent but it still attacks your minions
• BISHLAMEK GURPGORK: Dogs and snakes do double damage on Friday
• I’M PACMAN JONES: Spend in-game gold to damage your opponent
• BURT REYNOLDS IS ON LINE OOONE!!!: Enemy minions take 1 damage when an elite minion is played
• SAY HELLO TO SISTER MORPHINE: Heal minion for 5 damage but freeze it for two turns
• MELAWAN RAJA: Force an enemy minion to attack a specific target on your side
• A TONTINE LADS: Last minion on the board receives the full health of friendly minions killed this turn
• HAHAHA LEAVE IT: When the enemy hero attacks your hero, take one of their cards
• KRIEGER KLENSE: Fully heal all your minions and silence them
• FOX-EARED ASSHOLE: Minion scratches adjacent minions when placed
• THE ZONE WILL BE ONE OF DANGER: Opponent emotes a different phrase than what they selected
• SAY DWARVEN TECHNOLOGY AGAIN: Increase weapon’s durability to 10
• OSTRICH BURGER: Place a stealth 0/1 minion on your opponent’s side
• EMERGENCY TRACHEOTOMY: Minion dies if not healed within two turns
• IT’S JUST LIKE THE OLD GYPSY WOMAN SAID: Select an opponent’s minion to die at the end of their next turn
• RAMPAAAGE: Minion gains +5 attack and Windfury but is reduced to 1 health
• APOLOGIZE TO MY TINNITUS: Explosions adjacent to this minion also damage it

UPDATE: Not quite done with these yet.