I’m totally out of these. I think. Continued from part two.

• CHLAMIDIOT: Minion cannot be killed on its first turn after being placed
• REMEMBER SPACEBOT: Select a card from your opponent’s hand that they will never be allowed to play nor discard
• RODNEY’S PERSONAL PROFESSIONAL RECOMMENDATIONS: Select the cards your opponent will play next turn
• BOOM BUMPER: Hero gains 2 health after attacking their own minions
• JUST IGNORE IT, IT’S NON-DIAGETIC: Minion cannot be targeted by enemy hero abilities
• ET ME, BUDDY: After a friendly minion attacks an enemy minion, deal 1 damage to that enemy minion
• YOU WIN SNAKE KNOWING: Kill any serpent on the board
• NINETY DOLLAR MANICURE: Cast Divine Shield on a friendly minion
• WHY ARE YOU STILL GOING HA: After receiving three hits on your hero, deal half the total damage to the enemy hero
• SUPPRESSING FIRE EXTINGUISHER: Silence all enemy minions
• RANDY GAVE ME A BIBLE LESSON: Remove any one friendly and one enemy minion from the board
• HE’S BUTTONLESS: Grant any friendly minion Stealth