I’ve had my fun with The Stanley Parable. Despite the loading screen insisting that The End Is Never The End, I’ve found my ending and am happy with it. I saw the Baby and the Fire, I played the Other Games, I went into the Mind Control Chamber through its several entrances. There may be more to see, but I’m content with it. I’m not a completionist, I couldn’t care less about 100%-ing anything. Just land me at a soft spot near the end and I’ll be satisfied.

You win, Stanley.