The dark side of the Internet can be a dangerous and scary place. Will our heroine be able to survive?

Too funny. Watch the video. Every anime cliché rolled into two minutes.

Her self-description could have been a nice piece of introspection, but it’s just another cliché:

When I was younger, I used to be a clumsy, slow and awkward girl.

However, just like the story of ugly duckling, people told me that I have really matured and changed over the years. I feel confident in my abilities now, and I’m eager to show you what I can do.

No honey, when you were younger you were a rock star. Once upon a time Internet Explorer 6 was the best browser in the world. Then you got lazy and stopped practicing your battle routine or something. And all your fans started idolizing that cyborg or the cute talking fox.